A Man Without A Woman Is Like

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.