Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.