Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.