Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.