Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Always Examine The Dice.