Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically