Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.