Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

A Man Who Says He Can See Through A Woman Is Missing A Lot.-groucho Marx A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

He Thinks I Look Alike!

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.