Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

Hello, I Must Be Going, I Cannot Stay, I Came To Say, I Must Be Going. I’m Glad I Came, But Just The Same, I Must Be Going.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing