Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?