Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Hello, I Must Be Going, I Cannot Stay, I Came To Say, I Must Be Going. I’m Glad I Came, But Just The Same, I Must Be Going.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.