Will You Marry Me? Do You Have

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.