Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.