Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.