Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.