I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always