I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.