I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.