I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap