I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.