I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.