I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.