Women Seem To Be All Right On

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations