Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of

It Isn't Enough For You To Love Money - It's Also Necessary That Money Should Love You.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.