The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.