You Won't Skid If You Stay In

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.