You Won't Skid If You Stay In

Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of Times When It Ought To Stay At Home.

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.