You Won't Skid If You Stay In

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

All The World Loves A Good Loser.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Universal Peace Sounds Ridiculous To The Head Of An Average Family.

The Reason The Way Of The Transgressor Is Hard Is Because It's So Crowded.