You Won't Skid If You Stay In

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son