In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "