In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.