Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

The Hardest Thing Is Writing A Recommendation For Someone We Know.