Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

Did Bill Clinton Actually Think That He Could Get Blow Jobs From A Jewish Woman And There Would Be No Consequences?

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.