If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!