If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

There's Also A Certain Rhythm To The Way Jews Talk That Might Be Funny.