If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.