If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course