I'd Like To Start A Family, But

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.