I'd Like To Start A Family, But

I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I Was.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I Have No Sense Of Well-being. There's No Chance The Well Will Run Dry.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.