I'd Like To Start A Family, But

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.