Women Liked Me Because I Made Them

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'