. . . Children - Not Kids.

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

I Hear Jerry Falwell Every Sunday Here Talking About The Devil And Hollywood. . . . I'm Gonna Write Him A Letter. Hollywood Wasn't Built On Filth And Dirt - It Was Built On Talent.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.