. . . Children - Not Kids.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.