When I Was 19 Years Old, I

I Belong To The Public. The Public Made Me. The Public Can Break Me. I Owe Them My Life.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.