When I Was 19 Years Old, I

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'