I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

Life Is An Infiltration Course. We All Try And Get Through It. We All Try And Get Through It Unscathed - Maybe Not Hurt, Not Bruised. No Bones Broken, Maybe A Few Hearts Here And There.

I Just Want To Be A Professional. I Couldn't Live Without Acting.

I Hear Jerry Falwell Every Sunday Here Talking About The Devil And Hollywood. . . . I'm Gonna Write Him A Letter. Hollywood Wasn't Built On Filth And Dirt - It Was Built On Talent.