I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

I'm 74 But I Feel Like I'm 35. And It Isn't Work. You Know What It Is? It's Fun, Absolute Fun. I Don't Know Many People Who Are Fortunate Enough To Be In A Business Like That.

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.