I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

I Don't Pick The Roles. Your Agent Gets A Call For You And You Go And They All Get Together, Everybody Has Fun At The Reading, And They Say, "there's Chemistry Here." So That's How It Happens.

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!