I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

I Buy Women Shoes And They Use Them To Walk Away From Me.

I Belong To The Public. The Public Made Me. The Public Can Break Me. I Owe Them My Life.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

I'm 74 But I Feel Like I'm 35. And It Isn't Work. You Know What It Is? It's Fun, Absolute Fun. I Don't Know Many People Who Are Fortunate Enough To Be In A Business Like That.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"