I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.

On Hollywood Turning Its Back On Him: I Wasn't In The Club. You See, I'm Not Going To Be A Stroker. I Never Have Been All My Life.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.