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We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by Evan Esar

Evan Esar
Total Quotes 209
Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.
Divorce
Keys
Wedlock
Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.
People
Worry
Debt
Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.
Two
Vegas
Income
Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.
Teaching
Mind
Intellectual
A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.
Teaching
Dumb
Numb
The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.
Unions
States
Depends
A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.
Husband
May
Never Forget
The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.
Amputation
Way
Necks
There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.
Dignity
Corpses
Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.
Men
Trying
Heredity
Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.
Flower
Charm
Perfume
Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.
Doe
Actors
Ham
  • Born: 1899
  • Died: 1995
  • Occupation: American Humorist
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