With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.