I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.