My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.