Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.