Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.