Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.