I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!