I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.