I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.