I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.