With Girls I Get No Respect. A

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.