With Girls I Get No Respect. A

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.