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With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!