With Girls I Get No Respect. A

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.