With Girls I Get No Respect. A

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.