I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.