I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.