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When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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When We Got Married, The First Thing

Rodney Dangerfield

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

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