That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.