That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.