Why Do They Call It The Restroom?

My Advice Is: To Try And Stay Really True To The Things That Make You Laugh, As Opposed To Trying To Create A Character That You Think Is Funny. Some Comedians Get Into Bad Habits When They Are Trying To Create Something That Is Not Them, And They Are Trying To Write A Voice That Isn't Their True Voice.

Hi, I'm A Buck Tooth And I Like To Be Outside Past The Lips.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.