Why Do They Call It The Restroom?

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

Every Joke Has Its Origin - The Punching People In The Face Joke. It Hurts Like Hell To Get Punched In The Face.

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up Comedy, And The Only Way I'll Be Able To Show That Is If I Do It Myself. Because Nobody Trusts That I Can Do It.