You Can't Teach An Old Hater New

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

I'm Watching Some Television Tonight. I'm Watching The Discovery Channel. You Know, This Channel, You Never Ever Plan On Watching This. It Just Happens. You're Flickin' Around, All Of A Sudden - Boom - You're Watching A Mole For An Hour-and-a-half.

You Know Your Girls Up To No Good When Her And Her Friends Make A Pact To Post Nothing On Instagram.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

You Know Your Gut Instincts Are Spot On About A Person When You Can Also Detect A Water Source In The Soil Beneath Them.