You Can't Teach An Old Hater New

Pain Only Hurts When You Are Looking For A Reason To Quit. You Don't Feel A Thing When You Know You Can Still Win.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

I Want To Be Able To Challenge Myself. And Do Things That Are Away From What I Usually Do. Stand-up Is Safe For Me. I Can Do Stand-up In Front Of Twenty-five Thousand People, And I'm Like, "i Know How To Do This. This Is What I Do." I Want To Be A Little Scared.

Created A Word Game To Play With A Person You're Fighting With. Silent Treatment. Nothing Happens Until One Of You Quietly Says, Hey, You Hungry?