Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain

Time Machine... Wouldn't You Like To Travel Through Time? I Would. I'd Go Back... Mess With People. You Know What I Would Do? I Would Go Back To When My Mom And Dad Were Having Sex, To Have Me. Ya'know, Come In, Spank My Dad On The Ass I'm Your Son From The Future! Ahaha!

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.

I Like To Play Guitar, Jam Out, Play The Blues, Go Watch Movies. I Love Movies.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.