Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

If My Voice Can Resonate That Way With Kids, Maybe It Will Resonate Through 'planes' As Well, And They'll Hear That Little Something That I'm Giving To Them, A Performance That Says To Them, "i Want To Try." It's All Interconnected. I Don't Think It's Thinking Too Deeply About It.

My Advice Is: To Try And Stay Really True To The Things That Make You Laugh, As Opposed To Trying To Create A Character That You Think Is Funny. Some Comedians Get Into Bad Habits When They Are Trying To Create Something That Is Not Them, And They Are Trying To Write A Voice That Isn't Their True Voice.

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.