I Had Never Done A Roast, But

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

I Do Try To Keep My Show Very Improvisational. I Don't Work Off A Set List; I Like To Keep It More In The Moment. I Like To Have Information About Where I'm Going, What Might Be Happening In That Particular Region As Well. I Like For People To Feel Like The Show Is For Them.

If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.

My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The Girl Is Facing Mecca And I Am Fighting Off A Wolf.

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.