I Had Never Done A Roast, But

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.

Every Great Thing Starts With An Idea, Followed By A Doubt And Finally A Resolve To Abandon Or Pursue. Victory Is A Treacherous Journey.

It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.