I Had Never Done A Roast, But

This Is A Dream Come True. Hbo Is The Highest Echelon In The World For A Stand-up Comedian To Attain. Throughout My Career I've Trusted My Instincts To Lead Me Down The Right Path, And I Am Honored To Work Together With This Network While Contributing To The Legacy That Is Hbo.

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.

I Won't Take No For A Question.

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block Them Out Using Hellish Visions In A Blind White Rage. But If I See Them Out I'm Pleasant.