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I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.
-Dane Cook
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I Had Never Done A Roast, But
Dane Cook
I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.
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