Every Joke Has Its Origin - The

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

That Myspace Is The Story Of The Year. Everyone But My Mother Is On It.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

I Get So Into The Moment.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.