Every Joke Has Its Origin - The

You Know Your Girls Up To No Good When Her And Her Friends Make A Pact To Post Nothing On Instagram.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?

You Can Try To Steal The Thunder All You Want, It Just Reminds People I'm The Lightning. You Rumble In The Distance. I Light Up The Sky.