While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona,

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.