I'm A Real People-pleaser.

I Never Read The Tabloids.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

I Got Lucky. I Won The San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition In 1977 While I Was Still At San Francisco State.

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

That's Why Modern Corporate Movie Making Has Become So Laborious That Comedians Are Kind Of Kicked Out By 50.