I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.

Describing Comic Sensibility Is Near Impossible. It's Sort Of An Abstract Silliness, That Sometimes The Joke Isn't The Star.

That's Why Modern Corporate Movie Making Has Become So Laborious That Comedians Are Kind Of Kicked Out By 50.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'