Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker

Describing Comic Sensibility Is Near Impossible. It's Sort Of An Abstract Silliness, That Sometimes The Joke Isn't The Star.

I Have No Regrets. I Wanted To Raise The Kids And Be A Present Father. When I Developed A Movie, I Was Gone For A Year. That Didn't Really Work For Me. That Isn't Fair To Make These Life-forms And Then Disappear.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

That's Why Modern Corporate Movie Making Has Become So Laborious That Comedians Are Kind Of Kicked Out By 50.

A Mom And Dad Found An S&m Magazine Under Their 10-year-old Son's Bed, And The Dad Said, 'well, We Sure Can't Spank Him.'