Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker

The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

You Know Ladies And Gentlemen, A Long Time Ago , There Were Lots Of People, But That Was A Long Time Ago

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

If You Just Kind Of Live A Regular Life And Make Good 'hollywood' Money, You Have A Certain Freedom.