Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker

My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.

I Think Abc Sort Of Hoped I Would Be Really Like Carol Burnett. I Mean Literally, I Think.

I Did A Lot Of Ridiculous Television. Between 1980 And '85 I Had No Confidence, So I Did Everything I Was Told To Do.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.