Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

I Never Read The Tabloids.

I've Never Really Worked On Them. Just Once In A While One Hits Me And Makes Me Laugh. My Al Gore Was Sort Of Like A Gay Gomer Pyle.

I Think Free Speech Is Probably The Coolest Thing We Have In This Country, And Again, You Can Label It Hate Speech And Dismiss It, And Then You're Allowed To Censor It.

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.