Which Is, I'm An Optimist That Two

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.