I Have Such Poor Vision I Can

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

Which Is, I'm An Optimist That Two People Can Be Together To Work Out Their Conflicts. And That Commitment, I Think, Might Be What Love Is, Because They Both Grow From Their Relationship.

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"