I Have Such Poor Vision I Can

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

I Don't Know Why Men Are So Fascinated With Television And I Think It Has Something To Do With - If I May Judge From My Own Father, Who Used To Sit And Stare At The Tv While My Mother Was Speaking To Him - I Think That's A Man's Way Of Tuning Out.