I Have Such Poor Vision I Can

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell