I Have Such Poor Vision I Can

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't Know That, Then You Don't Know Where The Finish Line Is.

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.