I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

I've Never Had Anyone Put On A Puppet Show To Convince Me Of Anything. And I've Done A Lot Of Stuff. I Don't Know That I Would Put The Puppets On When I Was Pitching A Show. This Was The Head Of The Studio Putting A Puppet Show On. And I'll Tell You, He Wasn't Bad.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I Enjoy Babies. I'm A Sensitive Guy. I Held A Baby The Other Day And It Was The First Time Either Of Us Cried.

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?