They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.