Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

I Don''t Like This Reality Television, I Have To Be Honest;i Think Real People Should Not Be On Television; It''s For Special People Like Us, People Who Have Trained And Studied To Appear To Be Real