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Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.