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I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.