Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like

They That Are Fated To Be Fools, Have One Consolation, That They Are Fated Also To Be Ignorant Of It.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

Some People Are So Much Afraid Of Being Deceived, That They Never Venture To Trust; Like Misers, Their Avarice Destroys Their Gain.

Back In The Old Days, A Man Could Just Get Sick And Die. Now They Have To Wage A Battle. So My Uncle Bert Is Waging A Courageous Battle, Which I've Seen, Because I Go And Visit Him. And This Is The Battle: He's Lying In The Hospital Bed, With A Thing In His Arm, Watching Matlock On The Tv.

The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge Of Folly.