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Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.

There's No Such Thing, Of Course, As An Old-fashioned Gay Guy. They're The Most Decadent People.

I Don't Know The Difference Between A Hippie And A Hipster But, It's Fun To Watch Either One Of Them Get Beat Up.

I Tried To Make The Punchline As Close To The Setup As I Could. And I Thought That Was The Perfect Thing. If I Could Make The Setup And The Punchline Identical To Each Other, I Would Create A Different Kind Of Joke.

Love Is An Artful Arrangement Of Artless Pretensions, Whereby We Labor To Appear Innocent In What We Desire To Be Most Cunning.