Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It

Though You May Be Last To Discover Your Follies, Be Always First To Correct Them.

I Can't Be Naturalistic Enough To Make It Sound Real. So Instead, I Just Wander Around Aimlessly Knowing That I'll Be Funny Enough With Stream Of Consciousness Until I Get To The Actual Explosively Funny Part.

Few Are More Unhappy Than Those Who Have Great Ambition, But Little Energy To Urge It Into Activity.

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

I Guess [richard] Pryor Was That Good. I Never Saw Him In A Theater, But I Imagine He Was That Good, Because He Was Such A Phenomenal Actor.