Some Men Are Tempted To Violate Secrecy

I Have A Little Bit Of An Out-of-body Experience Where I Enjoy The Scenario, And I Really Do Like Seeing A Crowd Turn Into A Mob, And I Do Nothing To Stop It. People Can Become Really Dangerous.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

The First Principle Of Solid Wisdom Is Discretion, Without It All The Erudition Of Life Is Merely Bagatelle.

We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

This Is A Thing I Read By A Scientist... It Said Scientists Now Say That A Man Thinks About Sex Once Every 7.3 Seconds. Now, I Know What I Think Every 7.3 Seconds. It's Just A Bunch Of Meaningless Gibberish.